Where is this place?

A man and his wife were driving their recreational vehicle across the country and were nearing a town in Florida spelled Kissimmee.

A man and his wife were driving their recreational vehicle across the country and were nearing a town in Florida spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it – KISS-a-me; kiss-A-me; kiss-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.

Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:

“My wife and I can’t seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand?”

The waitress looked at him and said, “Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng.”

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Linda Hohnholz

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