2011 End-of-Year statistics on Airport screening from
the Department of Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
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WHAT TO TAKE AWAY FROM THIS ARTICLE:
- Natural Blondes 3.
- Terrorist Plots Discovered 0.
- the Department of Homeland Security.
