A man called, furious about a Florida package a travel agent had sold tohim.
When asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando, he said he was expecting an ocean-view room.
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next ...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight with both hands so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
Father O'Malley had been preaching at his church in Ireland for so
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.
This is correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned.
Here are 20 slogans you will want to pay attention to when choosing a cheap airline for your next trip:
1. CheapJet: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.
A large two-engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum.
A man and his wife were driving their recreational vehicle across the country and were nearing a town in Florida spelled Kissimmee.
One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got on the train, he said to the ticket man:
You know you're flying on a no-frills airline if:
- They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
- All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers:
- No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas.
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