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What will you see with an ocean-view room?

Travel Joke What will you see with an ocean-view room?

A man called, furious about a Florida package a travel agent had sold tohim.

When asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando, he said he was expecting an ocean-view room.

Partaking in a Spain delicacy

Travel Joke Partaking in a Spain delicacy

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next ...

On a cruise ship deck, hold onto your hat

Travel joke On a cruise ship deck, hold onto your hat

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight with both hands so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,

Elvis sighting

Travel Joke Elvis sighting

Father O'Malley had been preaching at his church in Ireland for so

Travel agent gives away trip

Travel Joke Travel agent gives away trip

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.

What to do with all those little free hotel soaps

Travel Joke What to do with all those little free hotel soaps

This is correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned.

When a cheap airline is too cheap

Travel Joke When a cheap airline is too cheap

Here are 20 slogans you will want to pay attention to when choosing a cheap airline for your next trip:

1. CheapJet: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.

The train has failed

Travel Joke The train has failed

A large two-engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.

Teaching a child about flying

Travel Joke Teaching a child about flying

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum.

Where is this place?

Travel Joke Where is this place?

A man and his wife were driving their recreational vehicle across the country and were nearing a town in Florida spelled Kissimmee.

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