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2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
Two Russian tourists who challenged a Florida law prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation.
Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.
At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.
After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.
Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.
The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.
Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.
Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.
Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.
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This must be an April Fools joke!
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It is really shocking people are becoming so brutal that committing sex with porcupines, some strict actions should be taking regarding these issues..
Shelly Smith
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You arent really Shakespeare too are ya now?
This is a FAKE!!!! The english in the text is worse, words adress, docror(?), written wrong. Also Dr. Fridmann´s name, hir real name is Friedmann! Also a hospital doesn´t put two patiens on one sheet. So it is a simple FAKE!!!!
Typical Russian guests (well the majority of them) have to do exactly what they are requested not to do. I know, why dont we create a law that sex is forbidden with Great Whites and Crocs too...that'll be fun and probably end this streak. Help Travel Service Providers and Hoteliers all over the world too
I hope the porcupine survived the encounter and that PETA will press charges.
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