What will you see with an ocean-view room?
A man called, furious about a Florida package a travel agent had sold tohim.
When asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando, he said he was expecting an ocean-view room.
The travel agent tried to explain to him that this wasn't possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.
He replied, "Don't lie to me.
"I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."