Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America
McDonald's is selling the Quarter Ouncer and the Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
-My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
-CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
-Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
-I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
-If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
-McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
-Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
-Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
-My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
-A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
-A picture is now only worth 200 words.
-When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
-The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center overseas, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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